CHAMPOY

GIRL: Mommy, bakit yung bird ng neighbor nating kalaro ko parang champoy..?
MOMMY: Hahaha! Bakit? maliit ba?
GIRL: Hindi Mommy.. Maalat kasi eh!

What is retirement?

"Retirement is when you are replaced by a computer at work and a vibrator at home.."

Advantage and Disadvantage

Advantage at disadvantage ng may-asawa...
ADVANTAGE: Pag kailangan mo, nandiyan agad.
DISADVANTAGE: Pag ayaw mo na, andiyan parin!

WHO'S GUILTY?

Wife dreaming in the middle of the night suddenly shouts, "Quick, my husband is back!"
Man gets up, jumps out the window and realizes, "Damn! I am the
husband!"