Monday, March 17, 2008

Is that a wart?

Pano mo sasabihin na may kulangot ang katabi mo? yung tipong hindi sya mao-ofend..

Ganito: " Excuse me nunal yan?" If hinawakan nya at natanggal sabihin mo..."HALA! adjustable?! ASTIG!"

Lets go Dick!!

DOC talking to 3 Moms

Doc to 1st Mom: Mahilig ka sa sweets, so you named her Candy,

Doc to 2nd Mom: Mahilig ka sa pera, so you named him Penny

3rd Mom tumayo sabay sabi sa anak: "Lets go DICK bago tayo mainsulto dito!"